(Not yore grandpas
Grimm fairy tale)
The beautiful
princess Rapunzel was living into exile. Banished into a tower made of sweet
marzipan, the terms of the evil sorceress spell were slightly mad and strangely
different from the classical fairy tale.
For the spell to
be broken, a handsome and fearless prince was to come and eat the tower
of marzipan, so Rapunzel could be set finally free.
After years of
wait and desire for liberation, one day Rapunzel finally saw from the top of
the tower a handsome brunet prince approaching on a sorrel white horse.
Both
the prince, when he arrived at the foot of the marzipan tower and the beautiful
Rapunzel instantly felt that their hour of destiny was upon them. Both they
knew in their very hearts, that right always overcomes wrong; beauty overpowers
ugliness and good triumphs over evil in the end.
The prince
started eating slowly the tower away. Gradually, approaching the moment when he would finally meet Rapunzel face to face, the prince (inevitably) morphed into an overweight
memory of himself.
When the moment
came, the beautiful princess was naturally displeased with his exterior appearance.
She told him that after living into exile, into a prison made of marzipan, she needed some space and time for
herself. Then she remembered that he was the one who liberated her and told him
that it wasn't him it was her. She also added unconvincingly that he
deserved better...
In the end she
said nothing. She took away his armour and put it on herself. The prince was
unable to use it anyway due to his size. She hopped on the horse slowly to dissolve
away into the beautiful sunset, where the kingdom of beautiful people awaited.